Worst Ever: My 1s
The most insulting, useless or dumbest films and TV series I have ever seen.
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- StarsBill PaxtonJeffrey Dean MorganOlivier MartinezThe story of how the Texas Rangers were created.Another dumb 'myth-orical' allegory about Texas. May Bill Paxton R.I.P.
- DirectorVictor SavilleStarsVirginia MayoPier AngeliJack PalanceA Greek artisan is commissioned to cast the cup of Christ in silver, and sculpt around its rim, the faces of the disciples and Jesus. He travels to Jerusalem and eventually to Rome to complete the task. Meanwhile, a nefarious interloper is trying to convince the crowds that he is the new Messiah, by using nothing more than cheap parlor tricks.Tediously too long with unspectacular acting. And in the end it got lost.
- DirectorScott DerricksonStarsLaura LinneyTom WilkinsonShohreh AghdashlooA lawyer takes on a negligent homicide case involving a priest who performed an exorcism on a young girl.It may have been based on a "true" story but I can't accept that a court can decide which belief is right.
- DirectorDonald WryeStarsLynn-Holly JohnsonRobby BensonColleen DewhurstAn inexperienced yet naturally gifted ice skater makes a spectacular debut in the skating world before encountering an event that could possibly derail her hopes and dreams.This insult to physically disadvantaged people, ask them about fairy tale endings.
- DirectorRobby BensonStarsArmie HammerLindsay WagnerMartin LandauEveryone knows who he is. Now find out how he got there. The early life of American Evangelist Billy Graham.Strictly fodder for the christian myth propaganda crowd. Otherwise it's worthless.
- DirectorAlex KendrickStarsKirk CameronErin BetheaKen BevelIn an attempt to save his marriage, a firefighter uses a 40-day experiment known as "The Love Dare."A faith based movie. Totally predictable along with bad acting.
- DirectorJason FriedbergAaron SeltzerStarsCarmen ElectraVanessa LacheyNicole ParkerOver the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.Appropriately titled.
- DirectorJustin JonesStarsRhett GilesJill StapleyKristen QuintrallIn this epic disaster film of faith, a mother and father search for their only child as a giant asteroid headed for Earth triggers a series of apocalyptic events.Every now and then I will abuse my mental sensibilities and watch something I know is not going to be of value. It met my expectation.
- DirectorBill BoyceJohn StronachStarsBen KingsleyChristian SlaterElliott GouldIn this animated adaptation of the Bible story Moses hears the voice of God from a burning bush, which inspires him to confront Egypt's pharaoh and demand freedom for the Israelite slaves. The pharaoh agrees after a series of horrific plagues, and Moses leads the Israelites through the parted Red Sea into the harsh freedom of the desert. There he ascends Mount Sinai and returns with the Ten Commandments.This should only be seen in a Sunday school class. it is so mediocre.
- DirectorUlli LommelStarsRudolf Waldemar BremKatja RupéKornelia BojeA young man who works at a nursing home uses the legendary Zodiac killer's M.O. to kill people who neglect their elderly relatives.Contains .... everything sub-standard
- DirectorMichael TolkinStarsMimi RogersDavid DuchovnyDarwyn CarsonA telephone operator living an empty, amoral life finds God and loses him again.A call center operator gets punished fittingly, even after being 'born-again'. And a kid was dragged along too.
- CreatorDavid MilchKem NunnStarsRebecca De MornayGreyson FletcherWillie GarsonIn Imperial Beach, California, the dysfunctional Yost family intersects with two new arrivals to the community: a dim-but-wealthy surfing enthusiast, and a man spurned by the Yosts years ago.I agree with a friend of mine who said you have to be from another planet to understand it.
- CreatorDoug EllinStarsKevin ConnollyAdrian GrenierKevin DillonFilm star, Vince Chase, navigates the vapid terrain of Los Angeles with a close circle of friends and his trusty agent.I don't get it. A series, not a film, but a series about a celebrity with a group of 'roadies'.
- DirectorTom GraeffStarsDavid LoveDawn BenderBryan GrantA young alien and a teenage earthling fall in love, and plot to stop the alien's race from using Earth as a food-breeding ground for giant lobsters from their planet.A bad 1950s drive-in movie. One had to hold your nose when going to the concession stand.
- DirectorLesley SelanderStarsJohn IrelandVirginia MayoScott BradyAn ex-gunfighter goes up against a man who is trying to stir up trouble with the Indians to enrich himself.Where does one begin: acting, editing, direction, stunt work. Forget it. It's all sub-standard.
- DirectorEarl BellamyStarsGeorge MontgomeryKarin BoothWilliam FawcettCavalry lieutenant ordered to capture Seminole chief Black Cat, who kidnaps colonel's daughter. Lieutenant pursues tribe, leading to violent clash where his force kills hundreds of Seminoles. Black Cat surrenders after bloody battle.Historically inaccurate time waster.
- DirectorSteve MinerStarsBridget FondaBill PullmanOliver PlattFour people attempt to stop a gigantic crocodile, who is terrorizing residents in Black Lake, Maine.Dumb premise: Crocs can't live in the cold water of Maine Lakes. They're tropical.
- DirectorDavid FloresStarsJohn SchneiderSarah LafleurSam McMurrayMan-eating crocodiles return to the lake, as two males and one aggressive female crocodile protecting their nest wreak havoc on the locals.This confirms my rule to never view any sequel.
- DirectorKevin ConnorStarsChristian BalePernilla AugustMelinda KinnamanMary, Mother of Jesus and her pivotal position in Christianity is portrayed in the story of the woman who has been a symbol of hope and inspiration to people of diverse faiths throughout history.Prefer Monty Python's version, where you expect the beards to be fake.
- DirectorLeslie FentonStarsFredric MarchBetty FieldAgnes MooreheadGerman boy Emil comes to live with his American uncle who tries to teach the former Hitler Youth to reject Nazism.Nonsensical drivel
- DirectorLee SholemStarsTommy KirkDel MoorePeter DuryeaA group of swingin' teens take time out from having fun in the sun to try to foil a group of crooks searching for a stolen scroll.What to do with an inept script and mostly untalented actors? Add musical skits with bikinis and an appearance by Little Richard.
- DirectorLuigi CozziStarsLou FerrignoBrad HarrisSybil DanningThe story of the Greek mythological figure, updated in this '80s version.This is so bad. I think it would have been more interesting if one could run it backwards with the dialogue forward.
- DirectorJ. Lee ThompsonStarsGregory PeckOmar SharifTelly SavalasA bandit kidnaps a Marshal who has seen a map showing a gold vein on Indian lands, but other groups are looking for it too, while the Apache try to keep the secret location undisturbed.Where to begin. Bad script, bad editing, pitiful wooden acting, amateurish sets, special effects so bad they would not have made it into an old Roger Corman movie
- DirectorFritz LangStarsMarlene DietrichArthur KennedyMel FerrerAfter the murder of his fiancée, a Wyoming ranch hand sets out to find her killer.Mr Lang, You owe me 89 minutes. Utter ridiculousness posing as film work.
- DirectorKevin LewisStarsCharity RahmerKristin NovakPilar M. LastraTwo Arizona girls head out to the Malibu beaches for a springbreak of partying and fun in the sun.Pathetic is the most appropriate description.