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- Stan becomes addicted to masturbation, and when he is caught by his son, he blames it on television and declares war on TV.
- After disowning Steve for being a geek, Stan must rely on his son's knowledge of science fiction and fantasy to catch a cyber-terrorist.
- Stan's boss begins dating Hayley.
- A man claiming to be Stan's real father shows up at his father's funeral. Stan explains that the man to whom everyone knew to be his father was in reality a stranger he met at a bus stop on his wedding day. So now Stan's real father, a secret agent, wants Stan to accompany him on a top secret mission. Unbeknownst to Stan, his father has a hidden agenda.
- In an attempt to one up is neighbor, Stan runs for deacon of his church.
- After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk
- After forgetting his anniversary, Stan arranges to have the last 24 hours of Francine's memory erased, but a bungling technician erases two decades.
- Stan panics after discovering that his new neighbors are Iranian-American; Steve finds himself at the mercy of the Scout Rangers.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.2 (918)TV EpisodeIn order to gain entry in a women's social club known as the Ladybugs, Francine pretends she is cheating on Stan. After her fellow Ladybugs wish to meet her "boytoy", guilt stricken Francine confesses that she is not having an affair. Now she must either actually cheat on her husband or the Ladybugs will kill her in an attempt to keep their secrets safe.
- In order to help him get a girlfriend, Stan rigs the school election to make Steve class president. Things go awry when the powers of his new position go to his head.
- Roger runs away after he and Stan have an argument. Once the CIA finds out, they organize a search team in order to find him and bring him in for questioning. So now Stan must either kill Roger or choose friendship over his career.
- When Stan and Roger trade places, Roger gets a job as a car salesman, while Stan ends up in jail.
- Hayley takes a job as a stripper after moving into her boyfriend's van and being financially cut off by Stan.
- After embarrassing his boss at an award ceremony, Stan and his family are transfered to Somalia . At first hesitant, Stan quickly begins to enjoy the fascist ways of the country and even goes as far as getting a second wife after Francine refuses to do work until Stan asks for his old job back. While outside of the house, Steve learns that boys his age are considered men in the new country & Haley falls in love with a terrorist.
- Cultures continue to clash, and the entire Smith family is arrested by the Vice and Virtue Police and sentenced to death by stoning.
- Stan's efforts to get Hayley to become a gun-lover backfire on him when she accidentally shoots him and turns him into a quadriplegic.
- Roger is overjoyed to discover that Steve's new book is all about him - until he finds out that it paints him in an unflattering light.
- Stan steals Steve's lucrative idea to stage and videotape "bum fights," in which homeless men are forced to beat each other senseless.
- Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him, Stan wants revenge by showing off that he married a homecoming queen, Francine.
- Stan and Roger become best friends in Atlantic City, taking their friendship to a whole new, unexpected level, when Roger absorbs all of Stan's memories. Meanwhile, Hayley and Steve conspire to break up a good-looking couple so that they can date the two.
- Stan devises a plan to make Steve more popular at school, but the plan backfires when the side effects make him a little too popular; Francine becomes a surgeon and aids a criminal organization.
- Steve's friend Barry turns evil after skipping his meds, and schemes to replace Steve in Stan's life.
- Stan enlists his contacts at the CIA to help make Francine's birthday wish come true - to destroy George Clooney.
- Stan and Steve try to turn an African refugee camp into a fun summer camp, but get attacked by a group of rebels. Back at home, Roger and Francine pose as a college professor and his wife.
- Stan becomes a street car racer to satisfy Francine's need for adventure and excitement, and Jeff becomes an online gamer with Steve and his friends after Hayley breaks up with him
- 2005– 22mTV-147.5 (846)TV EpisodeStan becomes worried that he is losing his mind-control skills after a smooth-talking car salesman keeps outsmarting him.
- Francine wants to have another baby, but Stan doesn't want one. Ultimately, he gives in, but for some reason unknown to her, she can't seem to get pregnant.
- Stan doesn't realize until it's too late that he's befriended a group of gay Republican men.
- 2005– 28mTV-147.8 (964)TV EpisodeStan becomes so obsessed with his own physical appearance after his son starts dating a "fat chick" that he becomes anorexic.
- When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn't as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City.
- Francine discovers the horrible secret that Stan's been keeping from her every winter: he's a closet figure skater.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.9 (921)TV EpisodeStan goes to the past to keep Jane Fonda from ruining Christmas, but he winds up creating an alternate future where the United States has been taken over by the Soviet Union.
- When Stan enters an essay-writing contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep.
- Stan hires a family of Mexican illegal aliens to help launch his new teddy bear business, and Roger gets Steve kicked out of his own garage band.
- Roger finds another neighborhood kid to be his best friend, but winds up getting in an abusive relationship. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine become obsessed with saving Mr. Pibb after they find out that it is being discontinued.
- While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that's been going on since the Civil War.
- Francine agrees to be the surrogate mother for their gay neighbors' child. But when the child is born, Stan kidnaps her and plans to take her to Nebraska, where he can legally keep the child away from them.
- Roger discovers that one of his personas has taken on a life of his own. Back at home, the Smith family becomes addicted to the 1970s electronic game "Simon."
- With Francine gone to visit her parents, Roger holds a Spring Break blowout at the Smith house. During the festivities, Stan falls for a "Spring Break Buddy" and Steve is on the verge of losing his virginity.
- Stan lies to his family and tells them they're the only survivors of a nuclear attack, instead of admitting that he fell for a CIA drill and losing their trust. Roger sets up a phony wedding so that he can register for a new blender.
- CIA director Bullock accidentally kills one of Francine's friends while on a blind date. But Stan is forced to frame Francine for the crime so that he doesn't have to hear her say "I told you so."
- When Stan discovers that everyone in the neighborhood hates him, he uses his CIA connections to have them evicted. Roger and Steve discover the perks of working together as scam artists.
- When Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage might be on shaky ground.
- When Roger finds out that Hayley's boyfriend, Jeff, is wanted in Florida for smuggling marijuana, he and Stan turn into bounty hunters and chase Jeff across the country.
- Francine discovers that every one of their family vacations have been artificially experienced in tanks filled with green goo. This makes her very angry and she demands a real vacation. When they finally go on a real vacation Francine thinks this vacation must be fake too since it seems too good to be true. She therefore causes the family to suffer the consequences. Simultaneously, Roger attempts to become the greatest actor who ever lived.
- A court-imposed sentence forces Stan to perform community service as a meter maid, which provides him with an opportunity to provide Francine with the home of her dreams.
- When Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to the slaughterhouse, he recounts his story of how the ordeal started out as a quest to make Steve a man.
- Roger tries to sabotage Stan's CIA telethon because Stan didn't give him credit for coming up with the idea.
- 2005– 21mTV-146.7 (419)TV EpisodeFrancine tries to be a better friend to one of Roger's personas; Stan and Steve swap eyebrows.
- Steve regrets introducing his parents to Barry's; Roger goes blind.
- Stan gets obsessed with a mysterious 1960s television show after picking up a secondhand TV. Roger decides to live as a baby and the family cares for him.
- In this spoof of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971), Jeff wins a tour through a mysterious weed factory and brings Stan, who can't stand potheads, along.
- Roger breaks up Steve's friendship with Snot, Barry and Toshi. Jeff realizes he has a flair for house flipping and gets Stan, Francine and Hayley involved.
- Stan has Roger pretend to be a shark to help Steve overcome his fears. Hayley's friend Danuta becomes romantically interested in Klaus.
- Hayley and Jeff become social media influencers; Francine and Steve are haunted by an Uber driver that they rated poorly.
- Roger enlists Jeff as his protégé in order to open his dream chivalric strip club. Klaus moves into Steve's room.
- 2005– 21mTV-146.7 (392)TV EpisodeSteve goes undercover as a school hall monitor; Roger and Stan go catatonic after witnessing a grisly escalator accident.
- Jeff is forced to take Francine out for a not-so-wild night on the town. Klaus forces Steve to watch his celebrity impressions.
- Francine helps Hayley take a break from their marriages. Stan and Jeff pretend to be frontiersmen.
- Stan buys the rights to Stomp: the Musical after inheriting money from a dead uncle.
- Steve's life is turned upside down when Snot gets rich after his mom starts selling a new dipping sauce. Klaus, Stan, Roger and Jeff become mall fashion show models.
- Stan reluctantly invites Roger into his ham club; Francine decides to scare Greg.
- Snot discovers his dead father was a demolition derby driver; Hayley teaches Steve how to drive.
- Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room; Klaus repairs Francine's car.
- Roger helps Stan enter Francine's dreams.
- Klaus decides to leave the Smith family following one too many insults.
- Roger takes Francine to a remote island to make her a better cook; Stan suffers a strange injury.
- Steve babysits Roger's ex-tumor, Rogu, to prove to Francine that he's ready for the responsibility but fails to follow Roger's Gremlins-like rules for taking care of him.
- Stan embarrasses himself while on a mission in Colombia.
- Stan gets fed up with Francine's Asian adoptive parents and sets out to find her real parents, and Steve injures himself with fireworks trying to impress a girl.
- Francine fakes Roger's kidnapping so that she can prove to Roger that Stan still cares about him. So why won't Stan pay his ransom?
- Stan's plan to brainwash Hayley and get her married could have disastrous and perhaps deadly consequences for Stan, and Roger and Steve become competing private investigators.
- In a James Bond parody, Stan Smith plays a secret agent trying to stop a fiendish plot for world domination by Tearjerker, played by Roger the Alien.
- Stan reveals that he has never killed anyone in the line of duty, so Stan's friends and Roger try to set him up for an easy first kill.
- When Stan's mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan's umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life.
- An old Soviet rival from Stan's past moves in across the street and tries to turn Steve into a Communist, and Roger and Klaus vacation in Europe.
- After one of the wives of Stan's CIA coworkers tells Francine that her husband is missing, Francine tries to persuade Stan to be more open with her. He responds by telling her that he killed the husband.
- Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but Brett turns out to be an atheist.
- Stan dies while trying to get the perfect Christmas tree. After he dies, he petitions for a second chance at life, which leads to a trial where he must prove that he deserves it.
- Stan abducts The Weeknd to teach Roger a lesson. His plan goes off-the-rails after Roger switches places with The Weeknd. Meanwhile Hayley tries to score with The Weeknd and learns a dark secret about the hip-hop superstar during her plight.
- While preparing to star in a school play about Oedipus, Steve is shocked to discover that Francine is secretly still feeding him breast milk, so she tricks him into thinking that he can't function without it. Chaos ensues.
- Stan's CIA team must take out a North Korean general at the Overwatch (2016) world tournament with the help of Steve, who thinks they are on a bonding trip, or the world will end. The rest of the family gets trapped in the stairway.
- When Stan sees a middle-school classmate, he feels compelled to right an old wrong; Roger feels a cold coming on.
- After Stan is injured, Francine nurses him back to health and he becomes dependent to her. Meanwhile, the family discovers that Tuttle is a Korean reality show star.
- Hayley takes extreme measures to help Klaus from being deported, while the rest of the family tries to open a coconut.
- Roger, Francine and Jeff start their own murder tour-bus business to show the others that they are capable of making money on their own. Meanwhile, there is a serial killer loose in town.
- Stan, who hates losing, drags the family to his boss' labyrinth inspired in its entirety by Labyrinth (1986) for family game night; Roger gets some geese to fatten them up and turn them into geese liver pate.
- Steve and the boys take part in Roger's version of the Stanford prison experiment to earn some cash. Meanwhile, Stan deals with the death of his CIA groundskeeper friend.
- Steve's efforts to befriend a Swedish exchange student backfire in a big way. The family calls in an animal behaviorist to deal with Klaus.
- Stan struggles to cope with the untimely death of his father. A simple canoeing trip does catastrophic damage to Hayley and Jeff's relationship.
- Klaus enlists Stan, Roger and Jeff to join him on a wild bachelor party weekend.
- Concerned that Hayley is too soft-hearted, Stan attempts to make her farm tough by turning the house into an urban homestead.
- When Hayley's car breaks down, it's up to her to get Steve to his P-PSAT test while avoiding a mob of saleswoman who want to kill them, while Stan, Francine, and Roger explore the new downtown.
- Steve gets revenge on the popular kids at his school after they smear his girlfriend who was running for class president. But he later learns that somebody else was responsible for the attacks, and the popular kids want revenge.
- When one of Roger's characters falls in love with Dick, it affects the whole family.
- Steve pushes Stan to trace the Smith family's ancestry, while Hayley and Francine go under cover as Sub Hub secret shoppers.
- Hayley takes off her headband and becomes a businesswoman; Stan plans a party.
- Francine discovers that she enjoys Roger's ASMR voice, but Roger feels used when he finds out why she's been spending so much time with him and runs away to the still irradiated Chernobyl. An iron rod pierces Steve's skull.
- Stan goes to great lengths to find the right couple's activity for him and Francine. Hayley and Steve look into some mysterious markings they find on the door frame.
- 2005– 21mTV-146.7 (346)TV EpisodeThe Smiths take a trip to visit Francine's aunt on an old steam locomotive that gets hijacked.
- Roger's past comes back to haunt him as American Dad becomes the 25th scripted primetime show in the history of television to reach 300 episodes.
- Roger gets a job at the CIA when he poses as a photographer who got pictures of an alien. Steve and Hayley discover that their mom is prejudiced against left-handed people.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.4 (726)TV EpisodeOfficially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life and realizes his sweet dream of leaving a legacy on the world.
- Stan and Francine are upset when Steve reaches puberty. However, Francine wants him to stay young, and Stan wants him to skip puberty and go straight to 21. And both of them use top-secret CIA technology to make sure it happens.
- When Stan finds out that Francine was engaged before they met to a man who disappeared in a plane crash but is still alive, he launches an elaborate plan to find out if she would choose the other man instead of him.
- After Hayley is dumped by Jeff, she starts dating Stan's CIA body double. But when the body double starts making moves on Francine, Stan decides to break them up in his own unique way.
- When Stan becomes his boss's go-to guy, he feels like he can't say no to anything including outrageous personal requests. But when Francine gets roped into the annoying ordeal and her romantic Valentine's Day get-away is ruined, she lays down the law and forces Stan to say "NO".
- The Smiths are angry and jealous when they discover that Roger has been seeing other families behind their backs, and Klaus tries to get the family to go to a Fabulous Thunderbirds concert with him.
- Stan finds a way to get around Langley Falls' ban on trans fats, and Roger poses as Klaus to get his inheritance for him.
- Stan and Roger go to war with each other after Roger is named president of the neighborhood homeowners association.
- Steve becomes friends with Stan's father and tries to talk Stan into helping him at his upcoming trial, while Hayley gets an internship at Roger's bar.
- Francine is upset when she finds out that Stan has a backup wife in place just in case she dies, so she decides to find a backup of her own; Wheels and the Legman investigate the case of Hayley's missing iPod Shuffle.
- In an attempt to bond as father and son, Steve and Stan drive to Albuquerque to purchase a door for a DeLorean Stan has been building. Meanwhile Roger Hayley and Francine try to get adventures of there own.
- Roger helps Steve get revenge on his father when he cuts him from the football team. But when their plan is successful, Stan doesn't take it very well.
- Roger is heartbroken after he finds out that he's not "The Decider" and actually came to Earth as a crash test dummy, so he takes a job at a hotdog factory.
- Terry's father, a former star fullback for the Redskins, doesn't know that Terry is gay. So when he visits, Terry says he's living with Francine and that Stan is gay.
- Stan's night out of fun with the guys from the agency snowballs into a kidnapping situation, and could possibly end in murder. Meanwhile, Roger doesn't realize that he's been invited to a fraternity "pig party."
- Steve has to wear a back brace because of his Scoliosis, but then finds out that Stan has been bald since college. Meanwhile, Roger, Francine, and Hayley go to a spa together even though they only have two free passes.
- Stan takes a pill that allows him to stay awake all night and never be tired, so that he can have some personal time. But when Francine finds out, she decides to start taking the pills herself.
- After Stan's plan for the perfect Christmas goes terribly, tragically wrong, he's given a magical opportunity to make things right.
- Worried that he's not smart enough for Hayley, Jeff undergoes an experimental intelligence enhancement procedure at the CIA. Roger recruits Steve to help him harvest snake venom.
- When a rival steals Steve's girlfriend, Steve tries to get revenge by launching a plot to steal his Bar Mitzvah presents.
- When Steve has the house to himself while the rest of the Smiths are away, he and his friends crash and then lose $50 million military drone that is under the care of his father.
- Stan becomes infatuated with a doll that the CIA wants to use to spy on the Russians.
- Stan moves to Chicago to become a comic while Steve and Hayley host Roger for a nice night in.
- Steve and Jeff try to bond as brothers while the rest of the family visits an escape room.
- 2005– 21mTV-145.9 (408)TV EpisodeWhen the family goes to a dude ranch, Klaus and Rogu have to work together to survive in the wilderness.
- A radio show about new age mysticism gives Steve a new understanding of life; Roger tries to get into the adult film industry.
- After a series of boring personas, Roger goes to great lengths to prove to Francine he still has "his edge."
- Stan tries a new cutting edge parenting approach - DNA splicing.
- Roger reveals a secret passion to Klaus; Stan and Francine seek revenge on Bazooka Sharks management.
- Stan's childhood imaginary friend returns to collect a debt; Klaus has a big date and needs a fishbowl upgrade.
- Hayley searches for guidance and instead finds a community of "cool butts."
- After Stan sells off the coveted family plot, the family opens their own cemetery in the backyard with the help of basketball Hall-of-Famer Scottie Pippen.
- Stan is forced to partner with Jeff in a lumberjack competition; Steve, Francine and Snot enter a contest to win a vintage pickup truck.
- 2005– 21mTV-147.6 (349)TV EpisodeStan and Francine go back in time to settle an argument.
- Francine escapes an embarrassing situation before getting lost in a good book (or five) with Roger; Stan reluctantly spends time at the library.
- Stan finally decides to do something about his secret baldness and enlists the help of Josay Bosay, Roger's famed hair-stylist-to-the-stars persona.
- Stan takes Steve to a Vietnam War reenactment before Steve sings the National Anthem to a veteran's group, but the experience changes Steve in ways that Stan never anticipated.
- A new friendship causes Hayley to start worrying she might be slowly turning into Francine; Steve and his friends try out for Roger's improv troupe.
- Hayley and Jeff help one of Roger's personas run a solar company.
- Stan gets Roger to pose as a Caribbean island dictator to get a treaty signed and so that he can get a helicopter, but Roger has other plans after he figures out that Stan is using him.
- Stan and the family go out to dinner at a buffet restaurant; Roger becomes a flower.
- When Stan realizes he can't cry, he asks Steve to teach him empathy.
- Stan gets in over his head trying to impress Toshi's dad; Klaus and Jeff head to the country for a weekend getaway.
- When Hayley and Steve leave for their respective summers of fun, Francine looks forward to her newfound alone time with Stan. There's only one problem: Roger is still living in the attic fighting for every second of attention he can get. When Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient, he finally gets a place of his own. Stan fears that he will bore Francine into leaving him and cooks up a scheme to bring Roger back to the house and liven things up. Meanwhile at camp, Steve and his pals fall prey to a scheme that doesn't quite have the effect they were hoping for.
- Stan vows to live out all the teenage pranks he missed with Steve and his friends. But when they are caught, he winds up going to prison.
- Francine lets herself go right before she and Stan renew their vows after she learns that Stan married her for her looks. Stan responds by having his retinas removed so that he doesn't have to look at her.
- When Principal Lewis threatens to cancel science club, Steve takes matters into his own hands in a monstrous way.
- When Hayley rejects Stan's advice, he decides to start a dry-cleaning business run by a bunch of strippers. But when the business fails miserably, he is forced to become a male stripper to make some extra money.
- Stan becomes obsessed with the rock band My Morning Jacket and follows them on tour.
- Stan and Francine are left behind after the Rapture, and wind up playing critical roles in Jesus Christ's war against the Antichrist.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.5 (679)TV EpisodeThe Smiths' savings are gone, so Stan selfishly takes out a second mortgage and buys a racehorse so that he can save his SUV. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends try to help an obese shut-in to make some money.
- Stan becomes addicted to crack, mistakenly thinking that it is cold medicine.
- Stan discovers that Roger is one of his all-time heroes: a member of the 1980 U.S. Olympic Hockey Team. But when he also discovers that Roger used steroids, he turns to his other hero for advice on how to handle it.
- Francine becomes a realtor in the high-end world of real estate.
- Stan gives Francine "love coupons" for Valentine's Day, but refuses to honor them once he becomes preoccupied with his very own CIA cyborg. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve and his friends remake a classic '80s movie.
- In an attempt to prove his manhood to Stan, Roger joins the Police Academy. However it's not very long until he becomes a corrupt cop.
- While out tasting wines, drunken Roger kisses Francine, who decides to tell Stan about the incident.
- Stan cannot escape the shame and humiliation from an embarrassing incident in the pool at a neighborhood party, until he discovers that the only person who can save him is President Obama.
- When Stan learns that Hayley has run off with Jeff and plans to elope, he offers a reward to the person who can stop them.
- Stan and Francine make friends with a younger couple, but they can't keep up with their very active lifestyle. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger try to get a product refund over the telephone.
- With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes.
- Roger moves out of his attic after learning of the life debt he got from Stan, but he starts to regret moving out of his home. When Roger tries to move back, he becomes heartbroken that Stan has replaced him with someone else. Roger does something desperate in order to repay Stan, but he gets injured by a polar bear at the zoo. Roger goes to Area 51 so he can get his fanny pack that contains a lubricant to heal Stan. Roger is able to save Stan, but they are chased by Area 51 personnel, the two are able to escape. Stan allows Roger to move back to his house and the two ditch Andy Dick, but he robs a pharmacy after he finds out the drugs he got from Stan are fake. Meanwhile, Steve becomes the new announcer, but he goes crazy with power. Snot is able to get Steve kicked off the morning announcements after he rants about his newfound power. Snot apologizes to Steve for getting him removed, but he forgives his friend. Unfortunately, Snot goes on the same power trip as Steve and he gets kicked off from the announcements. When Barry does the announcements, he starts cussing loudly in front of the student body. Principal Lewis becomes disgusted over the student's actions, but he unknowingly confesses his sins.
- Stan resorts to extreme and cruel measures to humiliate Steve and maintain his alpha-male status in the house, and Hayley and Jeff turn to Principal Lewis for marriage counseling.
- In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan begins playing golf with Senator Buckingham. Things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator's daughter to a drug lord, forcing Stan must choose between family and his career.
- When Steve has trouble crossing over into the "cool kids" social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.
- After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve's cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan want to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.
- When the Smiths decide to stay home during a hurricane that hits Quahog, Stoolbend and Langley Falls, they must fight tooth and nail to survive.
- Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other.
- Stan spends some quality father-son time with Steve at the local zoo, but things go horribly wrong when Steve slips into a gorilla exhibit. Meanwhile, Roger bets Hayley that he can become a great Country singer and sets out to write the most heartbreaking song of all time.
- Stan has a clone of Steve created so that he can have a competition with Francine to see who can raise him better. Meanwhile, Roger travels to Thailand to find Hayley and Jeff, and to get the reward money.
- Stan is stressed by family life so he decides to buy a hot tub for the backyard, but he becomes obsessed and when the hot tub starts singing and encourages some bad behavior they are all in trouble.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.6 (786)TV EpisodeStan's plan to out-do the neighbor's fancy haunted house backfires when Roger releases the serial killers he was borrowing from the CIA. Meanwhile, Steve faces Toshi's revenge when he takes a liking to his sister Akiko.
- Roger helps Stan fulfill his dream of owning a family fun restaurant, but Roger later takes over the project and fires Stan, causing him to create his own rival restaurant.
- After all of Francine's repressed memories come back to her, she decides to be a stand-up comedienne and gets her own sitcom. Meanwhile, Steve finds a female companion for Klaus, but he quickly grows tired of her.
- Stan invites his half-Native American brother to his house every Thanksgiving to show off his wealth--until they visit him for Thanksgiving and discover that he's a multi-millionaire.
- Stan serves as jury foreman for the trial of one of Roger's personae, and he is hell-bent on making sure the jury finds him guilty.
- Stan and Steve accidentally shoot and kill Santa Claus, but he is brought back to life by his elves and is hell-bent on getting revenge against the entire Smith family.
- Bored and disillusioned with her role as a housewife, Francine decides to take on a new identity. Meanwhile, Steve travels back in time to find a beautiful woman from a Nagel painting.
- Roger studies crime scene photography while Stan bullies Steve to toughen him up.
- Roger feels humiliated after the Smiths roast him for his birthday, so he sets out to kill the family.
- Wheels and the Legman try to hunt down the perpetrators who destroyed Steve's secret swimming hole; Klaus helps an aging Principal Lewis reclaim his confidence.
- Steve profiles Stan for an essay contest at school; Francine uses a port-a-potty.
- Stan is ashamed to wear casual clothes at a company barbecue.
- Stan takes Steve to his favorite barbershop; Jeff keeps a journal to help his bad memory.
- Steve and Snot's friendship is tested by their mothers' argument.
- Stan wants everyone to help him recreate his childhood rustic ski trips; Klaus falls in love with a tech support operator.
- Stan tries to bring the 1950s back to Langley to save a beloved restaurant from closing.
- 2005– 21mTV-146.7 (512)TV EpisodeFrancine becomes jealous of the new and improved Klaus.
- Stan and Francine inject some much-needed fire into their relationship.
- Stan becomes upset when Francine takes the receptionist job at his CIA office.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.3 (632)TV EpisodeSteve and Roger try to solve a case as the fictional detectives "Wheels and the Legman," but Stan threatens to ruin the whole case by joining the team as their new sidekick.
- An old man puts a hex on Stan that causes him to age prematurely, while Roger deliberately misleads Francine in order to get her to go along on a strange mission.
- Stan is willing to go to extreme lengths to make sure that Steve's friend Barry doesn't break his consecutive wrestling wins record.
- Klaus gets one of Roger's alter egos deployed to Iraq so that he can take over as the family therapist, but he winds up doing more harm than good.
- Stan refuses to get Steve a pet dog, but Francine buys him one anyway. But when the dog is injured and winds up on life support, Stan is willing to go to outrageous lengths to keep it alive.
- Stan and Francine try to live a month on a minimum wage salary to prove a point to Haley and Jeff, while Roger and Steve try to get their hands on a Ferrari to get back at Klaus.
- Stan suspects he's not really Hayley's father.
- Steve convinces Roger to redeem his most hated and disgusting persona, Ricky Spanish, while Stan and Francine get a visit from the Nigerian boy they once sponsored.
- Stan takes Steve to Mexico for sex so that he will forget about playing with toys, but they get kidnapped instead. Meanwhile, Roger searches for the perfect wine to go with Francine's steaks.
- While Jeff is away, Roger realizes that he has a crush on Haley. Meanwhile, Stan decides to sell his SUV himself instead of trading it in for lower than his asking price.
- While Stan and Francine go on vacation to a water park, Roger upsets Steven when he uses his new custody status to get principal Lewis fired.
- Stan convinces principal Lewis to get married so that he will get to be the best man, but his plan hits a snag when he invites principal Lewis's old cell mate to the wedding. Meanwhile, Roger goes to Miami to show off his new shorts.
- Stan creates the avatar of a sexy high school girl so that he can participate more in Steve's life, and Roger gets revenge on a group of fraternity brothers who stiffed him on a limo ride.
- Stan gets insanely jealous when Roger picks up on his old crush from CIA boot camp, and Steve discovers that he has a pair of "lucky panties".
- Stan is excommunicated from the church, but he finds a way to get back in when he discovers that Haley and Jeff's newly adopted son is actually the Antichrist.
- While Stan and Francine try to figure out if Francine is pregnant, Steve tries to become a superhero in a desperate effort to gain his dad's respect, only to have Roger steal the spotlight.
- Stan's efforts to teach Steve the value of hard work and earn membership to a country club backfire on him, and Francine tries to come up with the next big catchphrase.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.3 (619)TV EpisodeFrancine regrets deciding to teach Roger the value of hard work; Steve interviews Stan for a school project
- The Smith family crash land at a mysterious island that erases their memories.
- Francine's newfound friendship with a frog brings excitement to the whole Smith household; unfortunately, it drives their neighbor, Greg, crazy.
- Steve goes on a class trip to Philadelphia, where he hopes to fall in love.
- Roger is forced to confront himself after a series of accidents; Klaus and Jeff bond.
- Roger and Steve try to save a dying mall.
- 2005– 21mTV-146.7 (282)TV EpisodeBarry blows out his dad's speakers and Snot helps him replace them; Stan attempts to do a standing backflip.
- Stan is forced to co-lead a scouts troop with Hayley while Steve blunders in his fantasy world.
- Jeff's people pleasing nature gets in the way of his relationship with Hayley; Stan wears a confusing costume to the CIA costume party.
- Francine successfully grows a garden, which reminds Roger that he has a recipe for truly authentic jambalaya.
- Hoping to teach Klaus the value of sharing, the Smiths recreate a TV show from his childhood; Roger has a piano recital.
- Steve starts a work-study program and discovers that nothing is as it seems at Channel 3 News; Roger seeks redemption in the Nashville country music scene.
- When Roger has his famous Christmas sex party stolen from him the results are - monstrous. Stan creates a magazine for men.
- While on vacation, Bullock gives Stan an assignment, Haley and Jeff try to rekindle their dead sex life, Roger poses as an elderly female widow, and Steve goes on a mission to find nudity.
- Francine poses as a male CIA agent to get into Stan's CIA men's club, and Steve and his friends become members of a 12-person boy band.
- Roger marries Stan's mom and becomes Stan's new stepfather, and Steve and his friends stumble upon a new "The Fast and the Furious" script.
- Stan puts Snot into witness protection so that he will no longer be friends with Steve, and one of Roger's alter-egos begins attacking Jeff.
- When Steve's baby sitter is unavailable, Stan and Francine decide to leave him with Hayley; Steve sneaks out to a party to prove he's not a goody-goody.
- Stan and Roger travel to the North Pole to rescue Steve from an infamous Christmas demon.
- 2005– 22mTV-146.6 (651)TV EpisodeA talk show outs Francine as "Baby Franny," the toddler who was rescued from a well by a heroic fireman; Stan and Roger think of a new business opportunity.
- The Smith family tries to break bad habits.
- A stage production version of the showing dealing with Stan's repressed childhood memories of his father abandoning the family.
- Roger's filthy-rich persona is released from prison, but the Smiths become angry when he decides to leave his money to a gold-digger instead of them.
- A lunar misstep sends Roger on an unexpected detour to New Mexico.
- Roger reveals his true identity to Jeff, and then tells him he is his imaginary friend to keep the secret. Meanwhile, Steve takes steps to improve the shape of his rear end.
- Secret agent Stan Smtih is assigned another high-stakes mission against Tearjerker and Black Villain.
- Stan discovers his own kinks after discovering that Francine is aroused by spankings, while Snot shockingly gets a date with Hayley.
- 2005– 22mTV-147.1 (578)TV EpisodeStan becomes Agent Bullock's new protege.
- Francine turns Stan into the perfect husband.
- Jeff finds himself surrounded by aliens on a ship traveling in space.
- Klaus's human body is found, but Stan's lab ruins the body before Klaus can reclaim it. So Klaus gets revenge on Stan by switching bodies with him.
- Hayley tries to help Roger write a book about being a teaching professor.
- Steve and Principal Lewis get caught in a dangerous situation at the school; the rest of the family makes an adorable new friend.
- Klaus' friendship with Jeff is threatened by his girlfriend from another dimension.
- When Jeff learns that the Smiths think he makes poor decisions, he takes a job selling stretchy leggings to prove them wrong.
- Stan discovers anonymous love letters to Francine, leading him to suspect that her secret admirer may threaten their relationship.
- Hayley is unable to enjoy a girls' night out due to the judgmental voice in her head.
- Francine insists that Steve let her help with his school project, Stan finally fixes that shingle, and the rest of the family goes on a quest to return Gallagher's mallet.
- Francine tries to ensure that Steve beats Toshi's sister Akiko in a spelling bee while Roger and Stan try to help Hayley go through the stages of grief over Jeff's departure.
- In an attempt to maintain his "prime," Stan explores some cosmetic solutions that could not go worse.