Demolition Man (1993)
Nigel Hawthorne: Dr. Raymond Cocteau
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Quotes
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John Spartan : [to machine on wall after finding out that they no longer use toilet paper] Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.
Moral Statute Machine : John Spartan, you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute.
John Spartan : [grabbing the tickets] So much for the seashells. See you in a few minutes.
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Dr. Cocteau : Be well!
John Spartan : Be fucked.
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Dr. Cocteau : [to Simon Phoenix] I hadn't counted on this, but I must say, you worked out beautifully. People are terrified of you.
Simon Phoenix : What's new? People have always been terrified of me.
Dr. Cocteau : Yes, but this time, the're really intimidated. Now I'll have carte blanche to create the perfect society. My society. San Angeles will be a beacon of order
[Simon Phoenix is trying to shoot on Dr. Cocteau, but he is unable to pull the trigger]
Dr. Cocteau : with the purity of an ant colony. And the beauty of a flawless pearl.
Simon Phoenix : Look, you can't take away people's right to be assholes.
Dr. Cocteau : Hmm?
Simon Phoenix : That's what you remind me of an evil Mr. Rodgers.
[Simon Phoenix drops the gun to his team-mate]
Simon Phoenix : Will you please kill him? He's pissing me off.
[the team-mate shoots Dr. Cocteau to death with multiple shots]
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Booth : Gun. Noun. Portable firearm. This device was widely utilized in the urban wars of the late twentieth century. Referred to as a pistol, a piece...
Simon Phoenix : Look I don't need a history lesson! C'mon, HAL, where are the god damn guns?
Moral Statute Machine : You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
Simon Phoenix : What? Fuck you!
Moral Statute Machine : Your repeated violation of the Verbal Morality Statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.
Simon Phoenix : Yeah, right.
[police sirens approach]
Simon Phoenix : Fuckers are fast too.
Moral Statute Machine : You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
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[Spartan and Huxley enter and see Cocteau's face speaking to them from dozens of monitors]
Dr. Cocteau : Forgive my lack of bodily disposition, but I do have an entire city government to run.
John Spartan : Yeah, well run this: you programmed Phoenix's rehabilitation program to turn him into a terrorist, and I don't think his escape was an accident either!
Lenina Huxley : Very subtle.
John Spartan : Thank you.
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Lenina Huxley : Ah, smoking is not good for you, and it's been deemed that anything not good for you is bad; hence, illegal. Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat...
John Spartan : Are you shitting me?
Moral Statute Machine : John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
John Spartan : What the hell is that?
Moral Statute Machine : John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.
Lenina Huxley : Bad language, chocolate, gasoline, uneducational toys and anything spicy. Abortion is also illegal, but then again so is pregnancy if you don't have a licence.
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Dr. Cocteau : Well I must say that whacking, whatever it is, sounds most disagreeable.
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Dr. Cocteau : Isn't there a thought repeating in that barbaric brain of yours? The name Friendly? Mr. Edgar Friendly? Don't you have someone to kill?
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Dr. Cocteau : John Spartan, this display of barbaric behavior was unacceptable even in your time!
John Spartan : Yeah. But it worked.
[Shoots out the monitors with Cocteau's face on them]
John Spartan : When a man like Phoenix has a gun to your head, ten seconds is 9.5 seconds longer than you live.