Black Sheep (1996)
David St. James: Motorcycle Cop
Quotes
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Motorcycle Cop : [Steve and Mike are high on nitrous oxide and have been pulled over] Tell me, Officer: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Mike : [Mike licks lips nervously] Wellll... I got a 426 Hemi in her. Three-quarter cams, nitro boosters. I can get 'er up to as good as 155.
[reassuringly]
Mike : Never do, though. Of course, I'm chasing a cute chick in a Ferrari!
[slaps Officer on the arm and laughs uproariously, until he sees the other Officer is seething in anger and not laughing]
Mike : ... I guess I was going about 65... tops?
Motorcycle Cop : SEVEN!
[Mike reacts]
Motorcycle Cop : Seven miles an hour.
Motorcycle Cop : And normally, when I stop people, they pull on the shoulder!
[Mike looks out the window, then cringes when he realizes he's parked on the center line]
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Motorcycle Cop : Could you take him through here a little faster than seven miles per hour, Officer...
Mike : Meoff, Jack.
[turns to Steve and mouths "Jack Meoff"]