- Kahm: C'mon, introduce yourself!
- Tetsuya Wakatsuki: *Studdering* Uh, your Highness-es, I'm Tetsuya Wakatsuki from Earth. I'm 19 years old, and I'm a photographer, and also apparently still a virgin.
- Kahm: Please Daddy please call off your attack on those poor people who live on the holy planet.
- Kahm: Um, Tetsuya...
- [Tetsuya is stuttering]
- Kahm: Well I wanted to tell you that Tetsuya's my fiance.
- [the Emperor growls]
- Kahm: So as a wedding present, can you please spare Tetsuya's people?