Quotes
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[first lines]
Silent Bob's Mother : Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes.
[puts a baseball cap on his head backwards]
Silent Bob's Mother : You be good, now.
[walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]
Jay's Mother : Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Your Momma's going to try to score.
Passerby : What the hell? 'Scuse me. Who's watching these babies?
Jay's Mother : Uh... the fat one's watchin the little one?
Passerby : Oh yeah, nice parenting. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens.
Jay's Mother : YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE!
Passerby : Oh yeah, keep on truckin'!
Jay's Mother : [to infant Jay] Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? What a motherfucker, man! Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? Fuck!
[Jay's mother walks into the record store, leaving infant Jay and Silent Bob in their strollers]
Baby Jay : [his first words] Fuck... fuck... fuck... fuck...