Stripperella (2003–2004)
Mark Hamill: Coroner, Dr. Cesarian, Drunken Slob, Narisec Roctod, Narisec Rotcod
Quotes
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Stripperella : Why do you hate models so much?
Dr. Cesarian : Why? Because my whole life, beautiful girls have spurned my advances. I vowed that one day I would make them all pay.
Stripperella : So just because ...
Dr. Cesarian : [interrupting her] Also, my mother was a model. She ran off when I was five. I declared then and *there* that I would make all models pay.
Stripperella : Well but even if you could ...
Dr. Cesarian : [interrupting her again] Also, I once had a promising career as a model. I had a scholarship to go to modeling college and everything. But then, I became horribly disfigured in a modeling accident. They said I would never model again. And I vowed to make them all pay! Oh yeah, also my grandparents were killed by models.
Stripperella : I'll *admit*, you definitely have some valid reasons for not liking models.
Dr. Cesarian : Oh I *hate* models. A-and heights, but that's neither here nor there. You can't really harm heights.