White Chicks (2004)
Jennifer Carpenter: Lisa
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Quotes
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Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson]
[Brittany comes the dressing room with an outfit]
Kevin Copeland : How about this?
Lisa : [Sobbing] You bitch, that's so terrible!
Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson] OK, I'm going to go get help, OK? You need professional help.
Lisa : [Sobbing] OK! OK!
Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson] Dr Phil!
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Lisa : I'm Carnie Wilson before my gastric bypass surgery.
Kevin Copeland : This one goes with your skin tone.
Lisa : Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean.
[shouts]
Lisa : Whoo.
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[dressed as Tiffany Wilson, Marcus and the girls lay peacefully on a sunny beach]
Tori : I am so glad I got waxed today.
Karen : Ugh, me too. What did you get?
Tori : The Bald Eagle.
Karen : I got the Bermuda Triangle.
Lisa : The Landing Strip.
Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson] I got the Buckwheat.
Karen : Eww, that's sick.
Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson] Ahh, what a beautiful sunny day!
[shadow falls over body]
Marcus Copeland : Oh my God, what happened to the sun? Ahh!
Latrell Spencer : Easy white chocolate, I wouldn't want you to melt.
Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson] Yeah, hasta la vista Schwarzenegro. Okay, bye.
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[Last lines]
Marcus Copeland : Hey girls!
Karen : Hi.
Tori : So you guys were pretending to be them all the time?
Kevin Copeland : Yes, we were, but we was just doing our job. I just hope you guys aren't too pissed off at us.
Karen : We're so bummed! We liked Brittany and Tiffany like... so much more when you were them.
[laughing]
Karen : So much more!
Lisa : So I guess this means we won't be hanging out anymore.
Kevin Copeland : Aw, don't say that. Of course, we will. We'll hang out.
Marcus Copeland : Yeah, we're all gonna get together and we're gonna go...
Marcus Copeland , Karen , Tori , Kevin Copeland , Lisa : SHOPPING!
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Lisa : [of Megan's video] I so could have done that part. She doesn't even have herpes.
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Karen : Way to get us sat at the losers' table. I thought you had it all hooked up.
Tori : Excuse me. I do have a hook-up. Don't blame me. Blame Little Miss Def Jam over here, who had to go Yo' mama on the Vandergelds. We could have be finished in this town.
Kevin Copeland : [as Brittany Wilson] Someone had to stand up to those guys.
Lisa : They're the it girls. That's the way it's always been.
Marcus Copeland : [as Tiffany Wilson] Whatever.