- Jetfire: Optimus, we should tell people that we're fanboys.
- Optimus Prime: Hmmm... Not a bad idea.
- Jetfire: No, I'm sorry! I was just kidding!
- Optimus Prime: Ha. I guess we're a bit tall.
- Red Alert: What was Hot Shot thinking? He knows we're forbidden from interacting with the inhabitants of this planet - and ploughing into them and knocking them over is way more than just interacting.
- Brakedown: Kids these days. You still don't get it, do you?
- Red Alert: Get what?
- Brakedown: You can fix Hot Shot's body sure enough, but there's not a doctor alive that can fix his spirit. Right now Hot Shot feels lower than the bottom of your oil pan but the kid's still got his pride. Landmine had to say what he said. For a stubborn kid like Hot Shot it's the only way to snap him out of it and get his fighting spirit back. But I'm just an old man so what do I know?
- Optimus Prime: [narrating] Our worlds are in danger. To save them and the galaxy we must find the four cyber planet keys before the Decepticons can use them for evil. It is our mission. Hotshot, Jetfire, Landmine, Vector Prime, Scattorshot, Optimus Prime... Transform and roll out.
- Jetfire: You stopped the time/space continuum. That's amazing, mate.
- Vector Prime: Yes. To be honest I wasn't sure if I still had it in me; it's a power that must never be used again. It will cause a rift in the time/space continum.
- Bud: What happens if you cause a rift in the time/space continuum?
- Jolt: Tares will start opening all over the world. You could turn a corner and wind up disco-dancing in the '70s.
- Bud: Aww! Disco stinks.
- Optimus Prime: Override, since you helped us and it came from your planet you have the honor of placing the planet cup in the omega lock.
- Override: Thanks.
- [Override offers the planet cup to the omega lock. It floats upwards and turns into the Speed Planet cyber planet key. She pushes the key into the omega lock with everyone else oohing and ahhing]
- Lori: I can hear the omega frequency.
- Bud: Yeah, it's getting louder.
- Coby: [thinking] Those are coordinates.
- Optimus Prime: Scattorshot?
- Scattorshot: The key just pumped in a whole bunch of data. The co-ordinates seem to be pointing to the North Pole.
- Optimus Prime: What's it pointing to?
- Scattorshot: I don't know.
- Crumplezone: This guy is a really wide load.
- Ransack: A little missile from behind ought to get things moving. Cyberkey Power!
- Red Alert: Oh, no, you don't. Cyberkey Power. Acivate weapons. Desist with any plans to attack that vehicle.
- Landmine: If you don't there won't be enough left of you pave the sidewalk.
- Ransack: We wasn't going to attack.
- Crumplezone: We don't want no trouble, honest. Just go on past.
- Ransack: And we'll shoot you from behind.
- [Ransack shoots Landmine and Red Alert from behind]
- Ransack: Hey, Crumplezone, smoke it.
- Scattorshot: Okay, Scattorshot, calm down. See? There's only one lot left.
- [alarm starts blaring]
- Scattorshot: Oh, no!
- [over the PA]
- Scattorshot: Attention, everyone! Megatron has broken through. He'll be in sensor range in less than 50 seconds.
- Clocker: Please be all right, Hot Shot. He's going to be all right, isn't he, Brakedown?
- Brakedown: I do believe so Clocker. If he believes.
- Clocker: I believe.
- Optimus Prime: Thanks for all of your help, Brakedown.
- Brakedown: No problem, Optimus Prime. My home is your home for as long as you like. It's the least we can do after all you boys have done for us. Clocker, help me gather more energon.
- Clocker: I'm coming!
- Optimus Prime: Autobots! Sound off!
- Landmine: Landmine!
- Overhaul: Overhaul!
- Scattorshot: Scattorshot!
- Jetfire: Jetfire!
- Hot Shot: Hot Shot!
- Jolt: Jolt!
- Lori: Minicons. I know you're out there; come and help us.
- Jolt: Coming, Lori.
- Professor Lucy Suzuki: They're so small.
- Professor Lucy Suzuki: Welcome to Planet Earth.
- Scattorshot: That was right nice. I just hope Jetfire doesn't blow a turbine.
- Landmine: I'm glad you said it. It saves me a lot of trouble because I ain't big on trouble. We don't need wild cards like you on this mission. I'll be glad when we can haul your useless butt back to Earth.
- Clocker: How can you say that to him? Like you're so perfect. Hot Shot is the bravest, most noble Autobot I know. Compared to you...
- Hot Shot: Clocker, that's enough. Landmine is right. Optimus should have never sent me here.
- Red Alert: How could you say that to him? He looked up to you.
- Vector Prime: You should not judge Landmine so harshly, Red Alert. Though his words may seem mean they were born of a great kindness and precisely the lesson that Hot Shot needed to learn. You should be more respectful.
- Hot Shot: Who's the pathetic one now, Megatron?
- Megatron: [a light is cast over Megatron as a new cyber planet key is revealed] At last a new cyber planet key. You should be honoured and now, good bye.
- [Megatron ploughs right through Hot Shot, Red Alert and Scattorshot]
- Optimus Prime: Scattorshot? Red Alert? Hot Shot?
- [growling]
- Optimus Prime: No, Megatron!
- Optimus Prime: Red Alert, why didn't you tell me this before?
- Red Alert: I know. Hot Shot began to race with his head and forgot to use his heart.
- Optimus Prime: That wasn't your decision to make. I counted on you.
- Red Alert: Yes. I know.
- Backstop: [chuckling at Undermine and Brimstone] I may be getting old but I'm more than a match for you two.
- Crumplezone: Hey he's pretty cocky for an old dude.
- Ransack: Yeah, we should teach him a lesson.
- Scourge: [shouting] Let him pass. Backstop, my old teacher. To what do I owe this visit?
- Backstop: I come with a message.
- Scourge: From whom?
- Backstop: Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots, wishes to challenge you at a time and place of your convenience.
- Crumplezone: Really? Why didn't he fight this morning? I find that to be really convenient.
- Ransack: Maybe he'll argue with his left arm.
- [all laugh]
- Scourge: [shouts] Silence! Tell me something, teacher. Why does Optimus Prime fight?
- Backstop: He fights for his people and to protect his homeworld. I once knew someone who said he fought for those things. I guess it's easy to lose sight of what's really important.
- Crumplezone: Hey, he can't talk to Scourge that way.
- Scourge: Let him pass.
- Backstop: Let us know your decision.
- Crumplezone: Hey, nobody talks to Megatron like that!
- Ransack: Maybe we should teach him a lesson.
- Optimus Prime: What was that?
- Crumplezone, Ransack: [cowering behind a boulder] Nothing, sir.
- Scourge: Well, whoever you are, you're going to regret coming here.
- Hot Shot: Actually, Scourge, I think you're going to be the one who regrets coming here.
- Red Alert: We owe you a lot, Megatron. No I'd take that back... You owe us big time.
- Scattorshot: You think you can hurt me and my friends and get away with it? Well, I've got something for you and missiles and kicks to boot.
- Optimus Prime: Wait a minute. I recognize those voices. Scattorshot? Red Alert? Hot Shot? Is that really you?
- Hot Shot, Red Alert, Scattorshot: Yes, sir!
- Reverb: [translation] Do you think it's anything personal?
- Jolt: No, Reverb, I don't think it's anything personal. I'm sure they'd rather ride with us.
- Reverb: [translation] Do you think Professor Suzuki is some sort of space octopuss?
- Jolt: No, Reverb, I don't think Professor Suzuki is some sort of space octopuss. You and Bud watch too many movies.
- Bud: Okay, Jolt. Where is your homeworld?
- Jolt: Well I don't. You see?
- Optimus Prime: What does that mean?
- Jolt: Vector Prime. A little help?
- Vector Prime: [Projector image] My path crossed that of the Minicons as their ship was drifting aimlessly through space.
- Wing Saber: Why were you guys adrift in space?
- Jolt: That's a good question. We were playing hide'n'seek and the ship was an excellent place to hide. I wonder if our friends are still looking for us? I wonder?
- [laughs]
- Red Alert: [Jolt is laughing] Jolt, will you stand still? I'm almost finished.
- Jolt: I can't help it.
- [laughing]
- Jolt: It tickles.
- Red Alert: There. I was able to scan parts of Jolt's mind. It seems that his brain is more human than Transformer.
- Vector Prime: That's why he relates to you kids.
- Coby: Wait a minute? Can't you scan Reverb and Six Speed?
- Scattorshot: Even if we did it wouldn't do us any good. Acording to what they say; Jolt was the one piloting the ship.
- Lori: Wow! I can see right through Megatron.
- Bud: Acording to every movie I've ever seen he's obviously a ghost.
- Coby: Bro, you know I'm scared of ghosts. He's not a ghost, right, Jolt? Where are the Mini-Cons?
- [the children turn around and gasp in horror as Sideways is clutching Jolt, Reverb, and Six-Speed who have been knocked out cold]
- Coby: Hey! Put those Mini-Cons down.
- Sideways: Oh, I'm so scared of you. I think I'll run away. See ya!
- [Sideways teleports himself away from the Autobots' base]
- Coby: Heym, get back here.
- [Coby, Lori, and Bud run after Sideways. They are teleported to a strange world; all graon]
- Lori: Are you guys okay?
- Bud: Yeah. Hey, guys, we're floating.
- Coby: Huh? Forget that, you guys. Where are we?
- Jolt: [laughing] That tickles. It tickles! Stop!
- Red Alert: Jolt will you stand still?
- Optimus Prime: How's the scan going, Red Alert?
- Red Alert: Well I was able to find out that Jolt's brain is a little more complicated in its configuration. That's obvious, of course. Because his body is so small his brain is more complex.
- Lori: That's great, Red Alert. Now I need to hear that in words that I can follow.
- Red Alert: The anyalitical scan shows that his brain is more human than Transformer.
- Vector Prime: [everyone gasps in astonishment] Yes! That could be the reason why Jolt and the others can relate so easily to the children.
- Bud: Wait a minute? Can't you scan Reverb and Six Speed's memories too?
- Scattorshot: Now that wouldn't do us any good, boys. From what they told us; Jolt was the one doing all of the drivin.
- Red Alert: It's going to take me a while to scan him.
- Optimus Prime: Then keep scanning him.
- Lori: Wow! I can see right through Megatron.
- Bud: That's weird even for him. Acording to every movie I've ever seen, he's obviously a ghost.
- Coby: Bro, you know I'm scared of ghosts. He's not a ghost, right, Jolt? Where are the Mini-Cons?
- [the children turn around and gasp in horror as Sideways is clutching Jolt, Reverb, and Six-Speed who have been knocked out cold]
- Coby: Hey! Put the Mini-Cons down.
- Sideways: Oh, I'm so scared of you. I think I'll run away. See ya!
- [Sideways teleports himself away from the Autobots' base]
- Coby: Hey, get back here.
- [Coby, Lori, and Bud run after Sideways. They are teleported to a strange world]
- Bud: After him. Whoaaaaahhhhhh!
- Bud: We're okay. Hey, guys, we're floating.
- Lori: Yeah! I wonder why?
- Coby: Forget that. Guys, where are we?
- Mudflap: [slamming into a tree] Frag it. I left the Autobots because I was frustrated that we had to stay hidden. I joined the Decepticons only to join a bunch of lunatics. That's it. I don't want anything to do with the Autobots or Decepticons.
- [Twig snapping]
- Mudflap: Thundercraker? Megatron? Do you hear me? I don't want anything to do with you or the Autobots.
- Landmine: Beating up on innocent trees, are we?
- Mudflap: Landmine. I told you I don't want anything to do with you so just leave me alone. Do you hear me? I said leave me alone.
- Landmine: Mudflap if you ain't a Decepticon no more then I want my friend back and stop beating up on innocent trees. Okay?
- Mudflap: Landmine. I want to make things right. So what are we doing, you guys?
- [Crosswise and the others welcome Mudflap back to the fold]
- Metroplex: What happened here? Who on Gigantion could be strong enough to smash Quickmix into the ground like this?
- Optimus Prime: Override, who did this to you?
- Override: Megatron... He's upgraded.
- [passes out]
- Optimus Prime: Override? OVERRIDE!
- Vector Prime: It is no longer safe to keep the team apart like this.
- Optimus Prime: Agreed. I'll call them back immediately.
- Override: I'm too fast to get caught like this.
- [the strange bot speeds up and nicks Override's rear tire. She flies into the air. Override screams]
- Quickmix: I've gotcha, lassie. Hey Jacksy.
- [Quickmix puts Override on the ground]
- Quickmix: I don't like the way you drive.
- [the strange bot grabs Quickmix by his hand]
- Quickmix: Aye, you're a strong one.
- [He slams Quickmix into the ground]
- Megatron: These underlings offer me no challenge.
- Ransack: We're the terrible twosome
- Crumplezone: We're the masters of disaster.
- Ransack: The Barons of Bad
- Crumplezone: The Dukes of Doom
- Ransack, Crumplezone: We're the villains from Velocitron.
- [Jolt Grunting]
- Ransack, Crumplezone: Wait we're not done.
- Ransack, Crumplezone: I'm Crumplezone and this is my partner Ransack. How's that for an entrance?
- Optimus Prime: It stinks.
- Metroplex: If it's a beatdown you're after then I'll be more than happy to oblige.
- [Metroplex goes after Ransack and Crumplezone with his axe. They jump out of the way]
- Ransack: You're too slow there wide load.
- Crumplezone: Bouncy Bouncy. Whoopsie daisy.
- [Ransack and Crumplezone play a game of pass the minicon]
- Jolt: Hey cut it out you guys. I can't fly with this data pack on my back.
- [Jolt screams wildly]
- Ransack: Stop squirmin.
- Optimus Prime: We've got to put a stop to this.
- Ransack: So start shooting tough guy.
- Optimus Prime: Blast! They know we can't shoot back or we'd risk hitting Jolt.
- Bud: What can I do to help them? Oh snap.
- [Over communicator]
- Bud: Coby can you hear me?
- Crumplezone: A friend of yours? I'm sorry, I didn't know.
- Jolt: Wow, Optimus, am I ever glad to see you. Whoah!
- [screams]
- Optimus Prime: Jolt!
- Crumplezone: Whoopsie, he must have slipped.
- Ransack: You'd better go and rescue your friend, big guy.
- Evac: Hey, look who I caught. I ought to go fishing here more often.
- Jolt: Eeew! I need a vacation.
- Ransack: You bored yet?
- Crumplezone: Heck no!
- [Ransack and Crumplezone shoot at the ceiling]
- Crumplezone: Hey, look, the sky is falling.
- Optimus Prime: Sheesh!
- Optimus Prime: Bud, it's good to have you back.
- Bud: Thanks, Big Bot.
- Jolt: [Bowing respectfully] Thank you for rescuing us, Optimus Prime.
- [Sixspeed and Safegaurd run and hug Jolt and Reverb as the Recon Minicon Team is together again]
- Bud: Woah, what happened here? Someone demolished this place big time.
- Jolt: [Screaming] Look at the size of those claw marks. How can we ever hope to battle against something that big?
- [Jolt and the Minicons start running around in circles]
- Bud: Okay, you guys, calm down.
- Jolt: Vector Prime, Optimus Prime, anybody, Prime SAVE US!
- Bud: Oh, my stomach.
- Jolt: What is it, Bud? Is it your apendix? Your panchreas?
- Bud: It's. It's...
- Jolt: Yes?
- Bud: It's about time you guys calmed down and listened to me for once.
- Landmine: Hey, Lori, aren't you afraid of me?
- Bud: I wasn't afraid of you.
- Lori: We weren't afraid of you so much as we were shocked and awed by you. Finding a real live alien robot that our parents told us were stories.
- Landmine: So I'm an alien, am I?
- Lori: We're alien to you too, and besides, you needed our help.
- Ransack, Crumplezone: Woah! Still too slow, wide load.
- Coby: All right you two. Drop the Minicon.
- Ransack, Crumplezone: Huh? Who's that?
- Coby: It's me!
- Ransack, Crumplezone: Megatron?
- Coby: No, you blockheads. I'm Coby Hanson of Earth.
- Crumplezone: Is that a scrapmetal? I hate those things.
- Ransack: I think the kid is inside.
- Crumplezone: Oh, I didn't know that.
- Coby: Okay, here it goes. Cobybot Transform!
- [Ctransforms the scrapmetal into a robot]
- Coby: Iron Rocky Moutain Ball!
- Crumplezone: What is that?
- Ransack: I don't know?
- [ball splits in half and spills concrete at Ransack and Crumplezone's feet]
- Ransack: Is that all you've got?
- Ransack, Crumplezone: Coby is a weenie! Coby is a weenie! Hey, I can't move.
- Coby: Okay, Optimus. They're all yours.
- Optimus Prime: Coby, what is that stuff?
- Coby: Just some of Quickmix's quick-drying cement. Those two aren't going anywhere.
- Optimus Prime: Nicely done, Coby.
- Vector Prime: Indeed.
- Metroplex: Aye!
- Hot Shot: Hey, we're on the scenic route.
- Override: How about a change of scenery?
- Override: Cyber Key Power! Watch out!
- Override: Ah, there's nothing like the open road.
- Hot Shot: [talking about Ransack yelling and shoting behind them] You know, we're not in a race. We can hit the brakes and shut him up.
- Override: True. Well, then?
- Hot Shot, Override: Let's do it. Hyah!