Nine Lives (I) (2016)
Kevin Spacey: Tom Brand
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Quotes
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[Rebecca is giving Mr. Fuzzypants a bath]
Rebecca Brand : You're the best gift I ever got!
Tom Brand : Just drown me.
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Tom Brand : How'd I get into this?
Felix Perkins : You haven't been there for your family. You're gonna be stuck inside this cat until you makes things right.
Tom Brand : But I hate cats!
Felix Perkins : That's what makes this so perfect.
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Felix Perkins : So... How you doin' in there?
Tom Brand : Wait a minute... I'm a CAT!
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Tom Brand : [Pawing at a tablet] It's ironic, but I really could use a mouse right now.
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Felix Perkins : You look familiar.
Tom Brand : [annoyed] I'm Tom Brand, I own FireBrand...?
Felix Perkins : Yesss. I use newspaper in the poopy boxes and I see your face all the time.
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[Rebecca puts a bow in the fur of Mr. Fuzzypants and holds a mirror to show him]
Rebecca Brand : Look!
Tom Brand : Seriously?
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Tom Brand : Sooooo... Today's the big day. Have you thought about what you want?
Rebecca Brand : I want a cat.
Tom Brand : Well, I don't think our building takes pets.
Rebecca Brand : You *own* the building!
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Tom Brand : Because I'm your daddy.
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Nicole Camden : [from trailer] Smile for Instagram!
[takes a photo of Mr. Fuzzypants]
Tom Brand : Hey! No, no, no, no! Back off!
[kicks the phone from Nicole's hand]
Nicole Camden : Hey!
[Mr. Fuzzypants skids the phone on the floor and into the toilet]
Nicole Camden : Ew!
Tom Brand : Nailed it.
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[repeated line]
Tom Brand : Nailed It
Tom Brand : [His ex turns up] Oh great Satan's come over for dinner
Tom Brand : [to his ex] I thought you died of a botched Botox injection
Tom Brand : Who needs a litter box
[pees in his ex wife's handbag]
Tom Brand : [last lines]
Tom Brand : [When refused a dog] So that's a no then?
Tom Brand : I HATE Karma
Tom Brand : [Failing to land properly on his feet] You think it's easy you try it?
[repeated line]
Tom Brand : Ow that smarted
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Madison Camden : [to her son] Remember you said Mommy is dad a vampire?
Tom Brand : [Sarcastically] That's because you sucked all the blood out of me
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Tom Brand : I am not eating cat food.
Felix Perkins : You'll eat cat food or else.
Tom Brand : Oh, I'm ten pounds and covered in fur. What else could you possibly do to me?
Felix Perkins : This cat has not been fixed.
Tom Brand : [Whispers] Don't you dare!
Lara Brand : Oh, should I take him to the vet?
Tom Brand : Perkins...
Felix Perkins : Let's wait...
Tom Brand : ...if you so much as lay a finger on my...
Felix Perkins : ...He's made progress. He's gonna be better now.
Tom Brand : [Continues ranting, unintelligible]
Felix Perkins : If he isn't eating his cat food or using his poopy box, give me a call. I'll clip him myself. You hear that Mr. Fuzzypants?
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Lara Brand : [On phone with Tom Brand] Hi, Tom.
Tom Brand : Yes, I know, I'm late!
Lara Brand : You need to be here and you have to bring an exceptional gift.
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Madison Camden : I keep the files around lets me remember when I had the money
Tom Brand : [Sarcastically on their divorce] Well at least you got half
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Tom Brand : [pees in Madison's purse] Oh, Madison! I've been a bad kitty.
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Nicole Camden : Hey. My mom said you needed company right now so i'm volunteering my time.
Lara Brand : I kind of wanna be alone right now.
Nicole Camden : You should go wash your face. Crying really doesn't work with your complexion.
[Lara goes to the bathroom while Nicole is alone with the cat]
Nicole Camden : She's a wreck.
Tom Brand : [sees Nicole writing the words crybaby on her smartphone and snatches it]
Nicole Camden : Hey!
Tom Brand : [the cat runs with the phone and comes to Lara who then picks it up]
Nicole Camden : Your stupid cat took my..
Lara Brand : Why would you share this?
Nicole Camden : I wanted to show some boys. If they see you when you're vulnerable they'll wanna take care of you and..
Lara Brand : You sent this one to half our class.
Nicole Camden : That was a joke.
Lara Brand : You know what my dad is in the hospital. Explain the joke to me.
Nicole Camden : I was just trying to help. That's what friends do.
Lara Brand : You know what my mom is friends with your mom and i see you over here a lot. but stop pretending Nicole. We're Not Friends!
[she drops Nicole's smartphone into the toilet]
Nicole Camden : I can't believe you just did that!
[she goes to the toilet to get her smartphone out]
Lara Brand : Good work but why did you grab her phone?
Tom Brand : Because I'm your daddy.
Nicole Camden : [holding her smartphone that's all wet] Ew!
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Madison Camden : That cat is so weird!
Tom Brand : Gotta... show them... I'm... HUMAN!
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Felix Perkins : Okay, cats.
Tom Brand : I'm sorry?
Felix Perkins : Let's do this.
[Turns Brand into a cat]
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Tom Brand : The Fire Brand tower is going to be the tallest building in North America!