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The Courier (2019)
It's a B-movie gone broke
I have no idea how they persuaded Olga Kurylenko and Gary Oldman to star in such a waste of time.
Interminable motorcycle shots with wrong engine sounds, like someone who's never heard a motorcycle in their life was responsible for the sound effects.
Fighting scenes are from the 80's movies and there's a bunch of scenes with (really useless and misplaced) gore.
Boring all the way to Mars, don't waste your life watching it.
I gave it a two instead of a one because of Kurylenko and Oldman, although i can't imagine why they did it.
Mortal Engines (2018)
So typically stupid
This is a completely predictable waste of time.
You can tell from the first 15 minutes what it's going to happen.
It's also full of cliches such as "oh i want to kill you but i"ll stab you somewhere non fatal" or "oh i'm holding a gun and i want to kill you but I'll keep you talking for a couple of minutes maybe you can manage to take my gun".
Also as far as military strategy goes it's so full of holes it's not even worth making the huge mistakes list.
You could watch it if you'd like to drop sime IQ points.