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Reptile (2023)
What the heck
Just skip it.
This was a waste of time. Tons of red hearings throughout the film that have nothing to do with the actual film's mystery.
1. The lead detective has a knife cut on his hand as he responds to a stabbing victim. It's never explained and he is not the murderer.
2. The husband JT is in a scene that shows the wife's leg move while laying there stabbed.... but he isn't the killer either?!
3. Two cops are involved in a drug running with the realtor company doing the money laundering.
A. How does the laundering work.... bearly explained and very quickly.
B. The mother is the leader of the laundering, yes/no? Nope, not explained.
C. The cops were the killers right? Even though the witness said one had a limp and neither do?!
D. The kid in the accident was a CI, and talked to the dead wife the day she died? So he has the stolen drugs, but he is against the drug runners?! Yes/no?!
At the end, you dont know who stabbed the wife, your not sure if JT's mom is running the laundering, you dont know if Eli is killed, you don't know if the lead det ratted on his ex-partner or didnt, and a few other questions that never get answered.
Biggest issue is the movies about the stabbing of the wife and you never know who killed her, and it's called Reptile and there is no explanation. (Cause JT is a snake?)
A movie should have an end!!!! I hate these films with a "guess what happened" at the end!! Stop it!
The Midnight Sky (2020)
Pretty, but not worth watching.
Honestly, you could watch the film without sound and probably enjoy it more!
Didn't like any of the characters.
-Any of the characters could have died and it wouldn't have mattered.
Unrealistic
- So many unrealistic things happened.
- So many scenes of supposedly trained personnel moving much to slowly.
- GC falls through the ice into water and doesn't die of hypothermia.
- The Capt and Comm officer are in a relationship, but barely show it. Capt might as well have been an android.
And mostly.... didnt make sense!!
- What happened to earth? never found out
- Let half the crew go to earth even though you need them to make it to k-23.
- At one point they say K-23 didnt work out, then in the next it'll work?
- Everyone on earth was being shipped out, but no mention of where they are.... dead, on earth, in space, on their way to k-23?
One cute twist at the end.... not enough to care about the film.
Anomaly (2014)
Waste of Time
I barely review, this may even be my first one on this site. However, I just had to. a 7.1 at the time of my review. Completely inflated. Obviuosly those that were in the film did the rating.
This was a complete waste of time. The acting was fine, the visuals were actually pretty nice in most of the film.
But.... there is no real plot. Something about relationships and a tie to a comet and blah blah. Didn't make it sense, didn't have any particular point, I've watched a ton of films like this and none have frustrated me as much as this one. DO NOT WATCH IT.